Judge Judy is never short of one-liners

I’ve been watching Judge Judy on and off for 10 years, mainly to hear her one liners. I call them Judge Judy-isms. She reminds me of a grandmother, never short of opinions or old fashioned advice. I started writing a list:

1. Beauty fades; dumb is forever.

2. You have to put on your listening ears.

3. I am a truth-telling machine.

4. If you wallow around with pigs, you’re going to get dirty.

5. Where did you think you were coming, to a tea dance?

7. An 8 year old does not need a cell phone!!!

8. If you think that I believe anything you just said, then I’m 5’7″ and 42 years old. Don’t laugh.

9. ‘Uhhm’ is not an answer.

10. Do I look like I need any help from you?

PJ

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3 Responses to Judge Judy is never short of one-liners

  1. Kristie says:

    Judge Judy is scary too!

  2. Kilburn Hall says:

    Here’s a one-liner for Judge Judy.
    “Ooh Please!!!

  3. dori says:

    I think it’s hysterical that most men can’t stand her. She’s truly my hero!! We need more strong powerful women like her.

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