Real World Cast is a bunch of Douche Bags

June 25, 2008

I used to watch MTV‘s The Real World. I think I stopped keeping up with this show after Austin or Philadelphia. My favorite season was San Fransisco because the cast was intelligent (yes, even Puck) and actually viewed the opportunity to further their own interests or careers. It was a time before the term “Reality TV Star” evolved. The 1994 cast didn’t come on the show knowing that they would have a future as contestants on something called The Real World/Road Rules Challenge. They didn’t have a cool built-in job waiting for them. They also didn’t romance each other (although Rachel and Puck kissed and Judd and Pam got together after the show and later married). The latest Real World Hollywood cast is living in a “house,” a movie set complete with a security fence. They have a cool job at an improv theater, but they spend most of their time nursing hangovers and bickering. What cracks me up about this cast is that they call each other “douche-bags.” Who resurrected this term from the 1980’s? They even talk in douche-bag code “He’s a D.B.” Maybe I’ll watch another episode to see if they can become like more wickedly awesome, f***ing a……

PJ


Hell’s Kitchen has become boring

June 25, 2008

Hell’s Kitchen has become boring as the season comes to a close. Ramsey’s rants, chefs preparing the same menu for dinner services, and the dwindlinging variety of personalities, are making the remaining episodes quite tedious and anti-climatic. Now that there are only three left (Jenn left last week because she was slow and whined too much), Ramsey has brought in his own sous chefs to perform a haphazard job in the kitchen on purpose. Corey was sent home in the end because she could not imitate Chef Ramsey’s method of telling the chef’s how they are f***ing up the meat orders. I’m looking forward to the finale next week because Ramsey is bringing back former crazy chefs to help (or hurt) Christina and Petrozza. I predict Petrozza will win the job as Executive Chef. I think Christina is too young and unseasoned (pun intended) to run a restaurant. It will be fun to see if she can win Ramsey over: she’s already been on several “reward” dates with him for winning individual challenges. I will say that this week’s epsode had a funny moment: A voiceover of Corey saying that had to prove that she wasn’t a dumb blond as we see her disrobing down to her bra and panties before trying to get Louross to get into the hot tub with her!

PJ


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