10:18 p.m This just in:Oprah arrives in Chicago, Obama wins.
Oprah made an entrance in Grant Park on election night
On MSNBC, or as Rush Limbaugh calls it “PMS-NBC,” the correspondent announced, “We hear that Oprah has officially arrived, so that gives us an indication…”
News Anchor: “It’s been confirmed–Oprah has arrived. Whether or not she’s out mingling with the crowd is up for debate…”