Hey Bravo—no one cares about this tennis match! This season has plenty of backhanded comments, slices, and foot

Mario "Too Tan For Primetime" Singer
(in mouth) faults each week, so why make us watch an actual tennis match? I think Mario wants a platform to show his skills, and frankly, I’d prefer he just continue his tanning and trash talking. Perhaps Mario is jealous that Simon has secured himself Bravolebrtity status, ironically, thanks in part to Ramona, who last season came completely unglued when Simon showed up at a “girl’s night.”

Kelly Bensimon's uniform is boots and a too short dress: More childish than chic
My take on Kelly is that Kelly does not see herself as a Bravolebrity; her fame or infamy stems from a source greater than Reality TV. But come on Kelly, even Paris Hilton, an honest to goodness NY socialite, didn’t turn her nose up at Reality TV. Kelly reminds me of the quintessential beautiful- person- popular- girl in high school who no one dared “call out” or question. Kelly should have consulted her publicist as to how to deal with Bethany because obviously Kelly revealed herself to be mean and not too bright.
On another note–the Bravo TV Blogs reveal more backstory for viewers who want more than the “edited for dramatic impact” moments. The funniest Blog this week is Andy Cohen’s, who finally got his mom to watch an episode with him.
Also today I heard that LuAnn and “The Count” have separated. The cast is set to tape the “Reunion Special” soon so we’ll see how she is doing. Hopefully, she’ll get to keep her title like the Dutchess of York.
PJ