December 21, 2008

The Photogenic Rush Limbaugh
On Friday Rush Limbaugh added his two cents about the Al Sharpton Lunch in Harlem and took on the role of Miss Manners by giving Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg advice about

Caroline Kennedy looking lovely at a New York Public Library fundraiser luncheon with Jeffrey Rosen and Stephen Schwarzman
being photographed eating in public. According to Limbaugh, it’s a “rookie mistake” to be photographed eating, let alone in public. He said no one wants to look at a picture of someone with their mouth full of food; however, because Caroline Kennedy is so thin, he was apparently happy to learn that she was actually eating in the first place. Limbaugh looked to the Pope as a role model in this public relations arena; Pope Benedict refused a dinner invitation to the White House because he doesn’t eat in public.
El Rushbo then moved on to reveal Burger King‘s latest product: Beef Scented Cologne. Apparently market research revealed that people enjoyed the smell of the inside of a Burger King restaurant, and wanted to carry the scent with them between meals. (Be be on the lookout for these scent wearers

The effects of Eau de Burger King
running down the street from a pack of dogs)! Limbaugh said that Burger King’s customers “smell bad enough” anyway, so it isn’t going to make a difference. I think Limbaugh should help out the economy by hiring anther joke writer; El Rusbo’s next bit was offering his own line of bath and beauty products for purchase on-line through the EIB Network: Trans Fat Soap-on-a-Rope. No Thanks.
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December 1, 2008
It’s sometimes not easy to explain the differences between one Reality TV show and another, even when the differences are obvious. Side by side, here’s a look at two shows that couldn’t be more different, yet are strangely similar:
Rock of Love Charm School vs. Playboy Mansion’s Girls Next Door

Charm School Cast Dressed in Uniform
1) Bitches in Heat vs. Bunnies in Love
2) Fuchsia Highlights vs. Pampered Peroxide
3) Sharon Osbourne, Headmistress vs. Hugh Hefner, Headmaster
4) Charm School Pins vs. Playboy Bunny Diamond Necklaces
5) One Girl Eliminated Each Week vs. One (or more) Girls Move in Each Week
6) Censored language vs. Pixilated Body Parts
7) Competition for $100,000 Prize vs. Share Million Dollar Enterprise

The Girls Next Door Share the Love at the Playboy Mansion
8) Bret Michael’s Former Girlfriends vs. Hugh Hefner’s Past, Present,and Future Girlfriends
9) Learn New 10 Commandments vs. Live By The Golden Rule
10) Former Strippers vs. Former Hooters Girls
Although The Girls Next Door have moved on, and “random-ass hoe’s” have moved in, according to Kendra Wilkinson in an interview with Chelsea Handler, viewers will be able to reunite with their favorite Charm School girls on “Rock of Love Bus” premiering January 4th on VH1.
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June 10, 2008
Chelsea Handler featured a story about Heidi and Spencer on her round-table last night. Heidi and Spencer, who are a couple from an almost-reality TV show The Hills, and are also a couple in “real life” as well should feel honored that they are a topic of discussion on Chelsea Lately. Why are they under the impression they are similar to Katie and Tom or Posh and Beck? They aren’t actors or singers (although Heidi has tried), or sports legends. They are feeding the media with these lame little anecdotes about
themselves and we are supposed to be interested. last night I learned that they bought guns. Now if they were a high powered paparazzi-chased couple, this could be interesting to some people who have a lot of time on their hands, or perhaps if they were kind of nutty (like Brittany) this might be scary. But as Chelsea said, these two are “officially idiots.” I hope Chelsea stops giving them commentary because I never want to become bored with Chelsea’s material. So go away, “Spidey,” I want forget about you.
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What makes Heidi and Spencer newsworthy? {Chelsea Lately}
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