being photographed eating in public. According to Limbaugh, it’s a “rookie mistake” to be photographed eating, let alone in public. He said no one wants to look at a picture of someone with their mouth full of food; however, because Caroline Kennedy is so thin, he was apparently happy to learn that she was actually eating in the first place. Limbaugh looked to the Pope as a role model in this public relations arena; Pope Benedict refused a dinner invitation to the White House because he doesn’t eat in public.
El Rushbo then moved on to reveal Burger King‘s latest product: Beef Scented Cologne. Apparently market research revealed that people enjoyed the smell of the inside of a Burger King restaurant, and wanted to carry the scent with them between meals. (Be be on the lookout for these scent wearers
running down the street from a pack of dogs)! Limbaugh said that Burger King’s customers “smell bad enough” anyway, so it isn’t going to make a difference. I think Limbaugh should help out the economy by hiring anther joke writer; El Rusbo’s next bit was offering his own line of bath and beauty products for purchase on-line through the EIB Network: Trans Fat Soap-on-a-Rope. No Thanks.