The Photogenic Rush Limbaugh
On Friday Rush Limbaugh added his two cents about the Al Sharpton Lunch in Harlem and took on the role of Miss Manners by giving Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg advice about
Caroline Kennedy looking lovely at a New York Public Library fundraiser luncheon with Jeffrey Rosen and Stephen Schwarzman
being photographed eating in public. According to Limbaugh, it’s a “rookie mistake” to be photographed eating, let alone in public. He said no one wants to look at a picture of someone with their mouth full of food; however, because Caroline Kennedy is so thin, he was apparently happy to learn that she was actually eating in the first place. Limbaugh looked to the Pope as a role model in this public relations arena; Pope Benedict refused a dinner invitation to the White House because he doesn’t eat in public.
El Rushbo then moved on to reveal Burger King‘s latest product: Beef Scented Cologne. Apparently market research revealed that people enjoyed the smell of the inside of a Burger King restaurant, and wanted to carry the scent with them between meals. (Be be on the lookout for these scent wearers
The effects of Eau de Burger King
running down the street from a pack of dogs)! Limbaugh said that Burger King’s customers “smell bad enough” anyway, so it isn’t going to make a difference. I think Limbaugh should help out the economy by hiring anther joke writer; El Rusbo’s next bit was offering his own line of bath and beauty products for purchase on-line through the EIB Network: Trans Fat Soap-on-a-Rope. No Thanks.
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